PATIENT: Hi Doctor
DOCTOR: Hi. What’s up, you’re fuming?
PATIENT: Yeah my boss irritated me.
DOCTOR: What happened?
PATIENT: I got so annoyed that I slapped him.
DOCTOR: You did…How did that make you feel?
PATIENT: I was afraid, because that meant the sack
DOCTOR: What did you do?
PATIENT:I apologized immediately.
He slapped me twice as hard and asked me to leave and not come back.
DOCTOR: Why are you here?
PATIENT: I need help.
DOCTOR: With what?
PATIENT: My anger, I want to not show my anger, I want to remain in control.
DOCTOR: Self-control.
PATIENT: That’s right, doc, that’s what I need. Is there any such medication.
DOCTOR: yeah, its on trial now though, you can try it.
PATIENT: Now I’m on medication, just may be he’ll forgive me… Charge it to my account. How much is it Doctor?
DOCTOR: The whole course of the treatment is one million.
PATIENT: No worries, till the next time
Doctor is happy and patient is happy
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